1. You wake up in the morning and find a random envelope on your fridge(right where your visiting teaching assignment should be). Upon further investigation, you discover it contained your new visiting teaching assignment, which assignment is now in the garbage under a pile of dirty diapers, at the bottom of the community trash bin.
2. You wash your hair with shampoo 5 times in one shower.
3. After driving home on a busy freeway going speeds of up to 75 miles an hour, you get your 2 month old son out of the back and discover he was not buckled into the carseat, but at least the carseat was buckled into the car!
Yes, I know, I am a horrible mother.