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Monday, August 22, 2011

Obvious signs you might be sleep deprived.

1. You wake up in the morning and find a random envelope on your fridge(right where your visiting teaching assignment should be). Upon further investigation, you discover it contained your new visiting teaching assignment, which assignment is now in the garbage under a pile of dirty diapers, at the bottom of the community trash bin.

2. You wash your hair with shampoo 5 times in one shower.

3. After driving home on a busy freeway going speeds of up to 75 miles an hour, you get your 2 month old son out of the back and discover he was not buckled into the carseat, but at least the carseat was buckled into the car!

Yes, I know, I am a horrible mother.

4 comments:

Beth Willmore said...

You're not a horrible mother - I've TOTALLY done the carseat thing before!!

Here's another one: You can't remember if you've brushed your teeth yet today so you go into the bathroom to feel the bristles to see if they're wet.

You realize that you started a load of laundry 2 days ago and didn't ever put it in the dryer, so now it has to be re-washed.

You drink your "first" pop of the day but when you go to throw the can away there are already 2 in the garbage can... huh how did that happen?

Laura Howe said...

Oh my!! we've all been there. Are you sure you should be driving though. :)

The.Packer.Family said...

ha ha ha.. I get this post! ha I think I would have wet my self laughing at that discovery! at least you didn't wreck!!! but at least you get to be a sleep deprived stay at home mom ! so worth it!

Jen Steyskal said...

HAHAHA!!! I LOVE THIS POST!! No, you are not a horrible mom at all!! you're a great mom!!I've totally done the car seat thing too. Also done the opposite...drove 2 hrs to the beach only to discover yes Blake was infact buckled into his carseat...but the car seat was not buckled in to the car!!!! :)